1. People who ask me to get them food when they have the gas and money.
2. People who are say not to do something then 5 seconds later do the same thing.
3. People who think they're the ****
4. Gingers
I hate it when the bets I make never happen. I bet over 47 in the Jags/Texans game and what happens? The Jags muffed a punt on their 10 yard line and the Texans cant score. Then the Texans throw in an INT when we were on their 5 yard line. Then MJD gets stuffed 4 times on the Texans 2 yard line. That one game cost me a payout of $60 since the other games in the parlay happened.
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I'm going to fore-go my normal practice of posting a pic with my post. I mean, I could, but I'm just not going to, at least not this early in the morning.
You're a noble man, CJ.
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Guy: I'm a die hard Sixers fan but I haven't watched a game all year. Now that Iverson is back, though, I have to.
Me: Oh yeah? Cool.
Guy: Tony Romo blew that game yesterday against the Giants.
Me: No, he didn't.
Guy: Yeah, he did. Romo is a ****.
Me: Gotcha.
The best is:
Yea, I used to be a die hard fan until they started sucking.
So wait, you were a die hard fan when they were good, but in bad times you aren't a fan. Seems to me that you are confusing the term die hard with fair weather.
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though I suppose this applies to any team: cowboys fans who dont know **** about the players. If you cant even name the starting lineups, then dont call yourself a "big fan"
though I suppose this applies to any team: cowboys fans who dont know **** about the players. If you cant even name the starting lineups, then dont call yourself a "big fan"
Cowboy fans are the worst at this. Maybe that is because I lived there but I got surprised earlier last week by like a 60 yr old woman who could name me everybody on offense for the Saints basically.
I'd argue they are just a different type of big fan. They probably get invested in the games and engulfed in the football cheering environment, but they don't have a ******* clue about the individual members of the team. Although, there are indeed people who don't give a **** about watching the game and only watch them when they are good and then say they are big fans. That's a valid dick move.
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though I suppose this applies to any team: cowboys fans who dont know **** about the players. If you cant even name the starting lineups, then dont call yourself a "big fan"
Happened a lot in Philly the last two years with the Phils making the playoffs. Everyone was the biggest Phillies fan in town then yet no one knew that Randy Wolf pitched for the Phillies.
though I suppose this applies to any team: cowboys fans who dont know **** about the players. If you cant even name the starting lineups, then dont call yourself a "big fan"
You're being redundant.
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." - Henry David Thoreau
People constantly lamenting about their private lives on their Facebook Status. If **** ain't working in your life, do something or shut the **** up until you've grown a spine.