What Grinds Your Gears Reloaded...Again

[prock]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

My one friend and I had this idea. Next major bar-hopping day, we're going to stand outside of bars with lighters and wait for girls to need a light. Be like "yeah, I've got one." Instant ice breaker.

Actually did this once. Works especially well in Europe where everyone smokes cigs. Just sat outside or in the smoke room and waited for girls to ask for a light. One of my friends got laid out of it, but the other three or four of us struck out. Still good enough odds for it to work.

[prock]

Originally Posted by thefalconer

how rick perry is a legitimate political candidate for the presidency of the united states grinds my gears.

Is he though? I don't think he is at all.



Yeah, definitely not.

[BeerBaron]

Originally Posted by prock

Actually did this once. Works especially well in Europe where everyone smokes cigs. Just sat outside or in the smoke room and waited for girls to ask for a light. One of my friends got laid out of it, but the other three or four of us struck out. Still good enough odds for it to work.

One in four? One in five? **** yeah, those are an improvement over the odds of not doing it.

[MetSox17]

You guys are doing it wrong. I've mastered that tactic at school, where outside the library there's usually a ton of people smoking. I just take out a cigarette and go ask the cutest girl for a lighter. Works a lot better than waiting around.

[prock]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

You guys are doing it wrong. I've mastered that tactic at school, where outside the library there's usually a ton of people smoking. I just take out a cigarette and go ask the cutest girl for a lighter. Works a lot better than waiting around.

That way you have to smoke cigarettes. I try and avoid them unless I'm real drunk or trying to hit on a girl. It works better to just have a lighter.

[prock]

Originally Posted by BeerBaron

One in four? One in five? **** yeah, those are an improvement over the odds of not doing it.

Small sample size, but hell, it worked.

[TACKLE]

goddamn coons breaking in at night, taking **** and making a huge mess that i have to clean up. i'd feel a lot better if they'd just stay out of my neighborhood. ******* wild animals.

[MetSox17]

That's what shotguns are for.

[TACKLE]

Originally Posted by MetSox17

That's what shotguns are for.

I don't have one. :{

I used to feel safe in suburbia, but now I may need a gun.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Originally Posted by TACKLE

goddamn coons breaking in at night, taking **** and making a huge mess that i have to clean up. i'd feel a lot better if they'd just stay out of my neighborhood. ******* wild animals.

[nobodyinparticular]

Originally Posted by TACKLE

goddamn coons breaking in at night, taking **** and making a huge mess that i have to clean up. i'd feel a lot better if they'd just stay out of my neighborhood. ******* wild animals.

ten characters

[TACKLE]

Originally Posted by nobodyinparticular

ten characters

Please don't judge me.

[TACKLE]

ooooooooooh you thought i was talking about negros......well that's just awful, sir.

[prock]

He beat me to it.

[nobodyinparticular]

Originally Posted by TACKLE

ooooooooooh you thought i was talking about negros......well that's just awful, sir.

Bahaha! I'm surprised I was the first to point it out.

[hawkeye123]

Tailgaters

[49erNation85]

Originally Posted by hawkeye123

Tailgaters

On the road or at the stadiums ?

If on the road just slam on your breaks hard they will back off .

[hawkeye123]

I would do that but i live in a pretty sketch area and a lot of the drivers here don't have insurance.

[Jimmy]

this: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/commen...as_much_as_it/

[njx9]

*downvotes*

[Rob S]

Tourists (or people in general) that don't know how to use a MetroCard to enter the subway. Last night, I literally saw a train pull up and depart a station while I was stuck behind a group of 4 tourists, each clogging up a turnstile. I offer to help and, of course, they barely speak English. They understand the word "help", but say "We okay". Well tourists, "I no okay". The worst part is that this was at 3 AM. The next train didn't come for like 40 minutes. This, my friends, grinds my gears.

[jayceheathman]

Originally Posted by 49erNation85

On the road or at the stadiums ?

If on the road just slam on your breaks hard they will back off .

It depends whether or not you are on the freeway while in the fast lane. I hate people that go way under the speed limit in that lane just to annoy others. The "slow" lane is becoming the fast lane from people that do that.

[MetSox17]

You should have just dropkicked them in the back of the head, Rob.

[yodapoop]

When people ***** about officials, referees, and umpires. I hate it. Don't take it out on ur team that ur team ******* sucks. Sure, 75% of the refs in the NBA don't call the block-charge call accurately but oh well.

[Scotty D]

Was filling out a semi-important on-line form, hit enter accidentally and it submitted it before I was done filling it out.