Merriman arrested

[cvv84]

The days prior to the 2008 regular-season opener were dominated by discussion regarding whether Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman would be able to play due to a torn PCL.

This year, the question is whether Merriman will be able to play after allegedly assaulting a D-level television celebrity named Tila Tequila.

Merriman allegedly "choked and physically restrained" Tequila as she tried to leave his San Diego residence.

He was taken into custody at 3:45 p.m. local time and charged with battery and false imprisonment. Tequila was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-imprisonment/

[BloodBrother]

Well that doesn't bode well. Roid rage

[bigbluedefense]

roid rage? hahhaa jk.


But seriously, its Tila Tequila. Id choke the ***** too.

[DoughBoy]

Roid rage can do that to a person.

[Gay Ork Wang]

first 3 posts about roids lol


but yea, id rather give him a medal for choking Tila Tequila

[Geo]

Seriously, LOL. This guy is such an idiot.

And I've always maintained that not only is he not the only idiot on the Chargers defense, but imo he's also not the only one using steroids. That's my personal opinion.

At least they drafted a good guy and a good player in Larry English to replace this nimrod.

[Go_Eagles77]

This is bizarre.

[bigbluedefense]

I wonder if he did the lights out dance after he banged Tila Tequila.

[RaiderNation]

More good news for raider fans!

[Geo]

I'd like to see him do the lights out dance in an orange jumpsuit behind bars. That's the only time I'd like to see him do it.

And then lights do go out and he gets made a *****.

Celebration.

[cvv84]

Originally Posted by bigbluedefense

I wonder if he did the lights out dance after he banged Tila Tequila.

Isn't that known to cause cancer in the state of California?

[comahan]

Death Sentence!

Or give him a medal.

Hmm.

[JFLO]

Haha, after I read this, this was the first thing I thought of:

Shawne Merriman
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 260-270
Profession: Professional Football Player

Tila Tequila
Height: 5'4"?
Weight: 90-110 pounds?
Profession: Professional waste?

Nice Shawne, very nice.

[CC.SD]

Let's go English!

Honestly if given the opportunity I'd probably choke Tila too so it's tough to pass judgment here.

[bigbluedefense]

Merriman mustve ripped her insides out Kobe Bryant on white girl style.

I seriously don't care since its Tila Tequila. I know I'll neg repped for that, but seriously, its Tila Tequila.

[senormysterioso]

Originally Posted by bigbluedefense

Merriman mustve ripped her insides out Kobe Bryant on white girl style.

I seriously don't care since its Tila Tequila. I know I'll neg repped for that, but seriously, its Tila Tequila.

Dude, the roids shrink your junk.

[bigbluedefense]

Originally Posted by senormysterioso

Dude, the roids shrink your junk.

if we want to get technical, it shrinks the balls. not the shaft.


this thread is going in the wrong direction haha.

[FUNBUNCHER]

Originally Posted by JFLO

Haha, after I read this, this was the first thing I thought of:

Shawne Merriman
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 260-270
Profession: Professional Football Player

Tila Tequila
Height: 5'4"?
Weight: 90-110 pounds?
Profession: Professional waste?

Nice Shawne, very nice.

I need more details, this makes no sense at all. Why would Merriman beef with a bisexual elf??

Where's the upside??

If he choked her, let's be honest, Tequlia would be R.I.P.

Oh, I just re-read the OP. It looks like Shawne was messing around with that freakazoid. This is a domestic non-story IMO. If there are no signs of physical bruising, I know this is chauvinist to say, but that trick is attempting to screw with Merriman's livelihood because he pissed her off.

But I did lose a few points of respect for Merriman for bringing that skank back to his crib to kick it!!

Ewwh!

[Geo]

Can't say it registers for me because I have no idea who she is.

But crazy stuff happens Labor Day weekend.

Too bad Merriman missed the Maryland/Cal game last night.

[CC.SD]

I don't care how ugly or annoying she is, this probably wouldn't have occurred if Shawne cared a little less about being famous and a little more about the trophy.

No Twitter updates yet, for the record. God, more Merriman drama.

[bigbluedefense]

Im not gonna lie. Id hit it and quit it.


Id like triple wrap my condoms and spray rubbing alcohol in that vag before I entered, but id still hit it.


Shes the type that youd smash, but then feel guilty about afterwards.

[T-RICH49]

as a man "what a lowlife"

as a Chiefs fan " what a lowlife and :D "

[JRTPlaya21]

Lights out Shawne.

[CLong4Heisman]

I'd give him a raise for beating tila tequila.

[Saints 4 Lyfe]

i'd hit it...wait what?