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without a video it's less exciting.
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without a video it's less exciting.
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Or gratifying.
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Unless I see a duck with a sign next to it saying DCD I won't believe it.
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thats not rape...its a gang bang...a bird gang bang.
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03-17-2010, 02:13 PM
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without a video it's less exciting.
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Actually, not true.
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It's a gang rape.
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Its a gang bang...a bird gang bang.
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A bird bang.
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03-17-2010, 02:16 PM
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Ima call bovice and we're gonna runn a duck on your ass.
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03-17-2010, 02:16 PM
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My trailor trash neighbors had three ducks. The alcoholic step dad bought them. They cut their wings so they couldn't fly. They were aight. They'd always quack and be annoying and act tough. Then you would just chase it down and pick it up and it would get all quiet and scared.
Stupid little things. Not sure I see the value in owning one, aside from annoying your roomates.
If it's going to live in your home? Well, let's just say, it won't be living in there for very long, one way or the other. That is, unless you like **** all over the place, who knows, you bought a ******* duck after all, maybe that's how you get your kicks.
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03-17-2010, 02:30 PM
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A big bird bang.
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fixed it for you... or is that too sesame street for you?
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I was wondering if the ducks in the vid were from Baltimore.
Then they'd be a . . .
wait for it
CharmCityBirdGangBang!
I knew there was something ****ed up about that guy.
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03-17-2010, 09:33 PM
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This may be the greatest thread ever, the amount of times I had to control laughs throughout it was just phenomenal.
How are the ducks going?
On a serious note, if you don't have a contained coop, you need to get their wings clipped asap or they will fly away and also get everywhere inside and break/**** on stuff.
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03-28-2010, 02:07 PM
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I need pics!!!
Btw, probably the best thread I've seen on here, probably ever. If there are pics to come it's only going to get better.
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04-01-2010, 03:56 AM
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All right, here's some pics. Not the most exciting in the world, and they're also from a week ago and the ducks are now roughly twice the size as they are in the pics, so I'll get you some better one's once their adult-sized and we teach them to do some tricks and what not.
In their habitat.
In their pool. They have since grown enough to use our roommate's bathtub.
Close up on Little Brian, the alpha male of the two.
As you can see, the ducks are 100% healthy and 100% not dead. Also girls apparently like ducks. So in short, best decision I ever made.
BTW, little bow ties for the ducks: adorable, hilarious or cruel?
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04-01-2010, 04:03 AM
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why?
that's all i got to say
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04-01-2010, 04:23 AM
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Because ducks are cool. That was a silly question.
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04-01-2010, 04:25 AM
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Because ducks are cool. That was a silly question.
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well don't start a thread complaining when they leave and take fat **** on your welcome mat
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at least Skelton has the ability to over throw Fitz :/
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04-01-2010, 05:29 AM
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Yes to the bow ties. I suggest you get some pow-tie pasta and dye it with food coloring so the little guys can snack on it when they get hungry.
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Bow-ties = melting hearts. Little Brian is kind of an anti-climactic name though. You had so many options, yet you chose Brian...
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04-03-2010, 12:53 AM
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Little Brian? Name him Big Ben.
Also yes to bow tie, but only for the chicks.
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04-03-2010, 12:55 AM
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Little Brian? Name him Big Ben.
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No that doesn't work. Big Ben = NO Brain.
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Yeah, i can't believe you didn't name him "Darkwing"
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04-03-2010, 01:09 AM
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Yeah, i can't believe you didn't name him "Darkwing"
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Amen. You really blew a golden opportunity here.
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Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.
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04-03-2010, 12:18 PM
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This is the best thread I've ever read on here. And definitely a yes to the bow ties.
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If a girl is sucking me off, and I look down and shes beating off a **** of her own, I am absolutely going to tell her to stop. 100% of the time. Explain that ****.
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04-03-2010, 01:19 PM
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absolutely yes to the bow ties. top hats would be cool too but im sure they wouldnt like that much
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