"If something happens, and it's the Cleveland Browns, I'm going to pour my heart out for the Dawg Pound and try to win a Super Bowl for Cleveland," he said. "I don't care if they've had 20 starting quarterbacks since 1999. I'm going to be the 21st and the guy that brought them the Super Bowl." - JFF
(also lol'ing at that empty ass ******* stadium on the second game of the season)
Looks about right for a White Sox game. Oh, it's 45 degrees and sunny, but I can get good tickets for like $20? Eh, McDonald's has really strict day off policies/I have to continue sitting around doing nothing and collect unemployment to pay for my heroin addiction.
Seriously, they barely fill half their stadium on average each season. Cub fans might be drunken idiots that know nothing about the team, but at least they are loyal and not nearly as bad of fair weather fans.