MLB Discussion Thread

[Brent]

Originally Posted by fenikz

Is it bad that Justin Upton has turned down all 87 of my marriage proposals?

don't feel bad, Madison Bumgarner wont return my calls.

[Hines]

I'm g a y for McCutchen.

[Giantsfan1080]

Originally Posted by fenikz

Is it bad that Justin Upton has turned down all 87 of my marriage proposals?

Yes he hates white people.

[fenikz]

Originally Posted by Giantsfan1080

Yes he hates white people.

[DeepThreat]

Originally Posted by fenikz

It's okay; you're black on the inside.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Originally Posted by Brent

yes because he is a whiner

So what he's so sexy. Plus he's a HOF at 3rd and can play any position. He gives me a fantasy boner.

[Brent]

Originally Posted by TheBoyWonder22

So what he's so sexy. Plus he's a HOF at 3rd andncan play any position. He gives me a fantasy boner.

Hall of famer at 3rd?! Seriously?


The dude demanded a trade when they wanted to move him from SS.

[Brodeur]

Originally Posted by TheBoyWonder22

So what he's so sexy. Plus he's a HOF at 3rd andncan play any position. He gives me a fantasy boner.

Haha Michael Young hall of famer.

[TheBoyWonder22]

I was joking. The man knows what he wants! Leave Mike alone.

[Giantsfan1080]

HAHAHAHA Young a HOF'er? You must have a serious man crush.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Haha I said I was kidding. He's my number 3 baseball man crush right after Casey Kotchman and my namesake Jason Heyward. Actually Young and Kotch are probably tied.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

That joke crossed the line bro.

[TheBoyWonder22]

I shouldn't use the term man crush so liberally. It just happens.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

I don't care about a man crush. That's fine. But Michael Young the Hall of Famer? That will give me nightmares.

[gpngc]

Why do you all rank Pujols 5th? Why do you assume he's in decline. He had one of his worst seasons last year and still hit 37 HRs and .299.

Will changing leagues hurt him? The Angels lineup? What?

[Brodeur]

Originally Posted by gpngc

Why do you all rank Pujols 5th? Why do you assume he's in decline. He had one of his worst seasons last year and still hit 37 HRs and .299.

Will changing leagues hurt him? The Angels lineup? What?

Dwindling production for three years in a row, the fact that he's probably older than he says he is, and he was a hot streak at the end from a year that wouldn't really separate him much from many other very solid first baseman like Paul Konerko. He's just not as good as Votto is at this point.

[SickwithIt1010]

Originally Posted by Brodeur

Dwindling production for three years in a row, the fact that he's probably older than he says he is, and he was a hot streak at the end from a year that wouldn't really separate him much from many other very solid first baseman like Paul Konerko. He's just not as good as Votto is at this point.

You suck the hell out of Votto's dick.

[marshallb]

Originally Posted by SickwithIt1010

You suck the hell out of Votto's dick.

I'm glad he does it so I don't have to ;)

[TheBoyWonder22]

I almost got Joey Bats and Joey Votto in the draft I just had. It's funny because my family calls me Joey. What could have been...:(

[Brodeur]

Originally Posted by SickwithIt1010

You suck the hell out of Votto's dick.

Because he's really good.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Are you guys ready for standing predictions or what?

[Brodeur]

I'm waiting until Kiko Calero signs.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Originally Posted by Brodeur

I'm waiting until Kiko Calero signs.

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[Brodeur]

Originally Posted by TheBoyWonder22

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It's a joke that Zak and Jug and probably Borat will get.

[TheBoyWonder22]

Oh I know who he is, he has a street named after him in Puerto Rico. Though I'm not sure why.