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Old 08-21-2010, 02:10 PM    (permalink
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There is a restroom on campus where no one ever goes to, and I mean no one. It's amazing and it's always spotless. It' like my little private oasis, with a crapper.
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I still remember many of my choice spots, too:

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I always go up to the top floor when I have to go at the library. The air-conditioned administrative building is full of clean ones. Bacon just has so many that it's not hard to find privacy.

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I absolutely destroy the faculty men's room at school. If I am out in public, I will drop the deuce only if I must. I prefer a bit more privacy then the standard public restroom stall affords.

Funny story: A few months ago, I was at Books-a-million and had no choice but to go their restroom and take the Browns to the Super Bowl. I fouled that place up something awful as I was just getting over a case of the stomach flu. Just as I was walking out some guy is walking in and as I step out the door I can hear this guy say "Good God, wtf happened in here?".
When I was first doing my teaching observations last year, I was in a city school that had several of the bathrooms closed for vandalization or something. So when I couldn't find one in my off time, they just told me to use the one in the faculty lounge. What proceeded was me taking an absolute stink monster of a dump in a bathroom that was a little too close to the lounge tables, for my liking, during which time a seemingly large number of faculty had come in to take lunch. I panicked a little as I heard them all come in and start chatting, even trying to enter my occupied bathroom. Then out comes the young man that nobody knows or had seen enter the bathroom some time ago, bringing a deadly stench with him. I then walked the wrong way from the lounge exit, pretended to look at a vending machine, and fled.
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Fun story: I never went to the bathroom in my high school. Not once. Don't even know what they look like inside.

I made it all 4 years without ever doing it. Not a fear of public bathrooms or anything, but I remember a couple months into my grade 9 year realizing I hadn't done it, and deciding to make it a goal.

Thought I'd share. I feel I need recognition for this outrageously dumb accomplishment to justify my doing it.
Same here. I went when I woke up, when I got home and then again before bed. Not once did I go into the bathroom in HS.
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As long as I don't have to touch the Gonorrhea infested room.
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One day last fall semester was the only time I used a public bathroom to **** since I was in elementary school. I guess the egg salad sandwich I grabbed for lunch that day wasn't as fresh as advertised. Woops.
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Went to the bars and stayed after hours with some friends once, then we went to their house and drank some more before making the walk to Kansas City's infamous DB Cooper's (bars close at 3AM, DB Cooper's OPENS at 6AM - earliest allowed)... We thought it was hilarious that they had Busch on tap, so we drank a few pitchers because we thought it was funny...

Well, after drinking for 12 hours, then sleeping for 4, I woke up perfectly sober with zero hang over... Then the Busch hit me while I was driving around town around 2pm that day... Made the mad dash to the restroom of a restaurant and probably ruined their plumbing permanently. I had to drive around in agony for a bit while I tried to get to a place I felt comfortable pooping. It takes a lot for me to take a **** in a public restroom. Work is slightly different...have to have the handicap stall.

Don't drink Busch, kids. I didn't learn anything from that because I should've already known what was going to happen before I drank a pitcher of the swill.
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Went to the bars and stayed after hours with some friends once, then we went to their house and drank some more before making the walk to Kansas City's infamous DB Cooper's (bars close at 3AM, DB Cooper's OPENS at 6AM - earliest allowed)... We thought it was hilarious that they had Busch on tap, so we drank a few pitchers because we thought it was funny...

Well, after drinking for 12 hours, then sleeping for 4, I woke up perfectly sober with zero hang over... Then the Busch hit me while I was driving around town around 2pm that day... Made the mad dash to the restroom of a restaurant and probably ruined their plumbing permanently. I had to drive around in agony for a bit while I tried to get to a place I felt comfortable pooping. It takes a lot for me to take a **** in a public restroom. Work is slightly different...have to have the handicap stall.

Don't drink Busch, kids. I didn't learn anything from that because I should've already known what was going to happen before I drank a pitcher of the swill.
Hahahaha so damn funny, Busch should be a constipation medication lol
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I think the more important questions is:

Assuming there is no auto-flusher, do you use your foot to flush?

Me - always.
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Always, ALWAYS use the bottom of your shoe to flush. One time i dropped a wicked deuce in a restroom that had an auto-flusher. Problem is, i got up and the ************ wouldn't flush, and this one didn't have a little button in case the sensor wasn't picking up movement. I stayed there for like five minutes jumping around like a dumbass trying to get it to flush cause there was someone waiting to use the stall.
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Always, ALWAYS use the bottom of your shoe to flush. One time i dropped a wicked deuce in a restroom that had an auto-flusher. Problem is, i got up and the ************ wouldn't flush, and this one didn't have a little button in case the sensor wasn't picking up movement. I stayed there for like five minutes jumping around like a dumbass trying to get it to flush cause there was someone waiting to use the stall.
That is some awful luck.
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One time I went to use a urinal, and there was a guy using the one to my right.. and as I was assuming the urinal position, my right foot touched his left foot. That sucked. Nothing happened, but he probably thinks I was sending the fruity signals at him.
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I don't think I ever did the notorious deuce in any of my sprawling, 2-story HS's many men rooms in 4 yrs. there, way too dangerous. Not so much for predatory **** threats but b/c of scary criminal activity ongoing in them, not just talking about 17-yr olds sneaking cigs either. There were drug dealers conducting business in there at all hrs. & I remembered several bystanders injured so severely they had to be taken by EMS to hospitals. Granted it was the late 60s & dope dealing was everywhere but one had to take specal care when spending more than 2 mins. in any public mens room.

I have to relate an incident that happened to me 3 mos. ago, just blundered into it. I had a Mickey D's lunch (Angus burger) 30-40 mins. before & as I driving on a lazy Sunday afternoon it hit me like an exploding depth charge. I whipped into a Barnes & Noble parking lot, got out & entered the store trying to hide my growing colonic agony, also tried to walk fast to the mens room in the back.

I enter & 2 secs. later there's the whiff of 2 more entering behind me, a little too quickly in fact. I took the middle of 3 stalls & as soon as I squatted I noted the impending danger: a couple of feet in sneakers intruding under the stall into mine & immediately thought of former Sen. Craig's public mens room bust & his "wide stance," LOL, & knew I was being solicited. I might as well have been in a glory hole peepshow booth in a porn store.

This B&N mens room was immediately confirmed as a **** trysting place as I noticed the 2-3 weightlifting magazines with the oiled-up body builders on the covers prominently displayed upright on the toilet & tissue roll bracket, couldve been a coincidence but IDTS. Well, lets say that other priorities overtook me by then & I released the foul projectile mess in salvo after salvo until I felt at least partially relieved. When wiping up in a hurry (I wasn't even finished but had to get out of there pronto) I saw the feet retract into their stalls, I guess the odor was an effective repellent for *** predators. I had to stop at a nearby restaurant with an empty & safer mens room to conclude my excretion about 10 mins. later, very grateful for the clean, well lighted place to finish my **** in peace.

I havent eaten in a Mickey D's or been in that B&N since.
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Im not exactly sure what people who wont use public bathrooms think is going to happen to them from using a public bathroom.

What are you going to get HIV and herpes from sitting on a public toilet? Man up and grow a pair already.
Seriously. Like I can understand if there's piss on the seat, or a huge **** already in the toilet, but if I walk into a bathroom and there isn't anything wrong with it I'll just sit down. It's just my ass. It's not like I'm putting my hands or face on the seat.
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Seriously. Like I can understand if there's piss on the seat, or a huge **** already in the toilet, but if I walk into a bathroom and there isn't anything wrong with it I'll just sit down. It's just my ass. It's not like I'm putting my hands or face on the seat.
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As long as theres nothing wrong with the seat I'll **** if I have to, I really don't care. Obviously is theres piss all over the floor, the toilets filled to the rim and almost overflowing, I'm just going to wait it out and hopefully find somewhere else. Even if someone elses shits in the toilet I really don't care as long as everything is actually contained in the toilet. Just flush it. Such babies in here... Go move to India and **** on the side of the street in a gutter and reuse a towel for wiping...
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I'll poop anywhere, anytime. Like everyone is saying, if the seat looks good, and the area around the can looks good, then i'll take a dump there. No questions asked.
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I don't care, I'll take a **** where ever. I've rarely not shat in a bathroom because it was too nasty. However, I do have trouble peeing when someone comes to the stall next to me.
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I took a huge dump at school today. It was one of those super gassy ones. That someone walks in and says "gross" while you're doing it. You hold back the laughter, but it doesn't work. I couldn't hold it back. haha.
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Always, ALWAYS use the bottom of your shoe to flush. One time i dropped a wicked deuce in a restroom that had an auto-flusher. Problem is, i got up and the ************ wouldn't flush, and this one didn't have a little button in case the sensor wasn't picking up movement. I stayed there for like five minutes jumping around like a dumbass trying to get it to flush cause there was someone waiting to use the stall.
Damn, thats one of the scariest scenarios that can happen to a human being.
I can relate.
One time at a party, I was taking a piss, flushed, and the unthinkable happened. The water didn't go down...it came up. I think Seinfeld one time made a joke about this situation. It was scary. I had to rip the back of that toilet off and try and fix it myself. Ended up stopping the water and then plunging it. The person before me clogged it. Finally got the situation resolved, but right after I left, I realized there was a line up to get in. The pacing back and forth/plunging must have been loud. There was some awkward glares as I left. Luckily I was drunk as **** so I wasn't too embarrassed, but that is as scary as it gets.
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Im ******** in a public toilet right now awesome
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Either you spelled that word wrong or you are doing something totally new, but still wrong, in that toilet.
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I don't care, I'll take a **** where ever. I've rarely not shat in a bathroom because it was too nasty. However, I do have trouble peeing when someone comes to the stall next to me.
One of these days I'm gonna muster up the balls to piss on someone when they stand in the stall next to me with plenty of other ones around. Gotta adhere to man code, and repercussions will occur if these rules are broken. I've already asked what I thought were straight guys if they weregay when they've done it, and then inform them of man code, but there's only so much you can take.
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