Hi my name is ____ and...

[stephenson86]

Random game, could be fun, kinda like the book title game.

e.g. Hi my name is Rex Grossman and **** it I'm going deep.

Play.

[AntoinCD]

Hi, my name's Pat Chung and Im gonna **** these Dolphins up

[trkaline]

Hi my name is Ray Lewis, and when you die of old age I will still be 10 years away from retirement.

[Caddy]

*obligatory Big Ben rape joke

[trkaline]

Originally Posted by Caddy

*obligatory Big Ben rape joke

I was going to..but for some reason I decided at the last moment that I reached my Ben jole quota, but once I see him on the field again Ill start again.

[BigBanger]

Hi, my name is Brady Quinn and I used to play football.


Or...



Hi, my name is Brady Quinn and I'll be at the end of the bench in case you want to interview me about my backup Tim Tebow.



Hi, my name is JaMarcus Russell, how can I take your order?



Hi, my name is Sam Bradford and I'm boring.



Hi, my name is Antonio Cromartie and I forgot to pull out.



Hi, my name is Mike Vick and that is not my marijuana. And those ain't my dead dogs.



Hi, my name is Chad Johnson, look what I can do. Now, look at this. Keep looking at me. Look at me. My name has changed. It's Ochocinco and I'm going to get blanketed today and act like it never happened.



Hi, my name's Matt Jones and I have another nose bleed.



Hi, my name is Fred Thomas and you're gonna kill it in your fantasy league today.



Hi, my name is Brett Favre and this will be my last year. I'd say there is 50% chance I don't come back next year. I guarantee that. Oh, and **** it, I'm going deep into double coverage.



Hi, my name is Joe Namath and I couldn't care less about football.



Hi, my name is Derek Anderson and I can throw a football over them mountains.

[Saints-Tigers]

Hi, my name is Rod, and I like to party.

[Bengalsrocket]

Hi, my name is BigBanger and I spent to much time on this thread.



<3 :)

[Brent]

my name is Alex Smith and I've ruined 6 years of a franchise's time

[wogitalia]

Hi my name is Brett Favre and interceptions are my friend.

Hi my name is Jay Cutler and I'm just chilling, holding onto the leather thing.

Hi my name Pat Chung but you can just call me Dikembe the way I block ****.

Hi my name is Bryant McKinnie and the QB is this way sir, have a nice day.

Hi my name is Lamar Woodley and I'm pretty sure the next great civilisation will name their Gods after me.

Hi my name is Clay Matthews, now look at my hair, now look at your QB, now back to my hair and it's too late now sucker...

Hi my name is Adrian Peterson and I would not do well in prison showers.

[bam bam]

My name is Rob Schneider and derp de der

[Gay Ork Wang]

this **** is not even funny :/

[OzTitan]

Hi, my name is Jeff Fisher, and I like to string along an old owner desperate for a Superbowl ring for close to 20 years by playing such a conservative style of football that the chances I do terrible enough to get fired is very slim, but the chances I do well enough to inspire hope for next season is good, particularly given that if I do well enough to even be in the running for the playoffs late, the media, the local members of which I totally control, will make me look like a brilliant coach, because the very same dated and boring style of football I enforce makes it hard for my key players to do well individually and this confuses the league into thinking it's all me, all the while lowering expectations.

[killxswitch]

Hi, my name is Peyton Manning and I should have 3 Super Bowl wins by now.

Hi, my name is Ryan Diem and oh you're already past me I guess I'll stop talking.

Hi, my name is Vince Young and my momma always said life is like a box of chocolates...

Hi, my name is Tom Brady and my hair is even more *** than the rest of me.

Hi, my name is Jim Caldwell and I'ma call this timeout right here on 2nd and 2.

Hi, my name is Donatello er I mean Mike Singletary.

Hi, my name is Bill Belichick and things and stuff and mumble mumble grumble mumble.

Hi, my name is Todd Haley, and I inexplicably love not giving Jamaal Charles the ball.

[abaddon41_80]

Originally Posted by Saints-Tigers

Hi, my name is Rod, and I like to party.

No I like to party, you have to do something else

[T-RICH49]

Originally Posted by killxswitch

.Hi, my name is Todd Haley, and I inexplicably love not giving Jamaal Charles the ball.

screw you I was gonna use that :/

[Addict]

Hi, my name is hater and I'm gonna hate.

[bearfan]

Hi, my name is Knowshon Moreno, and I need to get my ass on the field.

*backstory, missed my draft, him and J.Charles were my only RBs to write home about...

[thenewfeature06]

Hi, my name is Randy Moss and I **** on TO as a WR.

[CC.SD]

Hi my name's Freddie Mitchell and I still don't know the names of the pats secondary

Hi I'm Al Davis and braaaaaiiiiinnssss

[AntoinCD]

Originally Posted by thenewfeature06

Hi, my name is Randy Moss and I **** on TO as a WR.

Hi, my name is Terrell Owens and I agree with this statement

[RufusMcDaniel]

Hi, my name is Kevin Kolb and hold on, Lesean looks open.

Hi, my name is TJ Ward and Troy Polamalu ain't the only one who can promote Head N Shoulders, except we ain't talking hair.

[yourfavestoner]

Hi, my name is Wayne Weaver and I gave Jack Del Rio and David Garrard a combined $90 million in extensions after one good year.

[YAYareaRB]

Hi my name is Frank Gore I'd like to murder my QB

[superman]

Originally Posted by wogitalia

Hi my name is Bryant McKinnie and the QB is this way sir, have a nice day.

Best one so far.