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Old 01-16-2011, 05:43 AM    (permalink
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"This should just be a general Simpsons discussion thread, so I can complain about how my local CW and Fox affiliates ONLY SHOW DAMN NEW EPISODES NOW."

That was not an actual Simpsons quote, but rather a quote by me which I felt I should write in this thread. And then I did. And then I am about to hit Post Quick Reply now.
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I think that is a common complaint because newer Simpsons are lame.
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Old 01-16-2011, 11:48 PM    (permalink
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I think that is a common complaint because newer Simpsons are lame.


After I saw this for the first time, I drank a lot of bleach, took a whole bottle of sleeping pills, cut my hands off, and then stabbed myself in the throat with my wrist nubs. True story.
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You know, I was just about to post how the new intro is garbage and then saw that. And it made me even more upset. Even the new animation is awful. While I didn't mind the Simpsons Movie, although it was about 10-12 years too late, it has ruined an already declining masterpiece.

But seeing Ralph in the lost and found was awesome. There's pretty much nothing Ralph can do wrong.
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I blame Family Guy for the decline of Simpsons. It got popular and the Simpsons thought they had to be a disjointed string on nonsense rather then a clever and well written series.
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I blame Family Guy for the decline of Simpsons. It got popular and the Simpsons thought they had to be a disjointed string on nonsense rather then a clever and well written series.

Peter Griffin is Homer Simpson without the savoir faire, polish, & sophistication of a HS education.
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or, it could be that, after 20 something years, you've done all you can do
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"I can't live the button down life like you. I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middle. Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers - who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'what's to be done with this Homer Simpson'."

"Read your town charter, boy. "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around...start shoveling!"

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women . . ."

Really, just about any line from the "Lisa's Rival" episode is worthy of this thread. By far the (queue comic guy voice) Best. Episode. Ever.


Car forum, especially, gets:
"I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas."


Condensed version of the one below from the movie was my sig recently.

EPA Soldier: I'm afraid we lost them, sir.
Russ Cargill: Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, soft!
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EPA Soldier: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!
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'It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.'

Homer tears the slot machine from the stand:
Homer: JERGEDEFREGREFEDRERERAARAH!
Marge: Homer slow down!
Homer: Jer-gede-fregre-fed-rerera-arah.
Marge: Think before you say each word.

Homer: Excuse me, professor Brainiac. But I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and I think I know how a proton accelerator works.
Professor: Well, please come down and show us.
Homer: All right, I will.
<everyone runs out screaming while the building is glowing>
Homer: In there guys.
Hazmat team: Thanks Homer.

I could go on with this.

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