BOE's School of Love Thread

[Jvig43]

Originally Posted by OSUGiants17

Dear BOE
Did you know the packers had injuries this season???? I just found this out and I'm in total shock!

Hey stop it. Someone is going to come in and accuse me of starting the packer hate. GB12 seems to think I started every packer fan joke on this forum, I really dont know why.

[OSUGiants17]

Dear BOE

How do I prevent sweaty balls/ball stuck to leg? I've tried deoterent, free balling, and streaking 24/7. Nothing works, please help

[Crickett]

Originally Posted by Jvig43

Hey stop it. Someone is going to come in and accuse me of starting the packer hate. GB12 seems to think I started every packer fan joke on this forum, I really dont know why.

Because the team you root for is such a hated divisional rival of the Green Bay Packers.

[SuperMcGee]

Did anybody else expect this thread to follow BOE in his new VH1 series in which he moves into a local middle school in search of love?

[yodapoop]

Originally Posted by OSUGiants17

Dear BOE

How do I prevent sweaty balls/ball stuck to leg? I've tried deoterent, free balling, and streaking 24/7. Nothing works, please help

Duke, take a shower.

[fenikz]

Dear Boe,

If you were a muffin what kind of muffin would you be?

[ElectricEye]

Originally Posted by SuperMcgee

Did anybody else expect this thread to follow BOE in his new VH1 series in which he moves into a local middle school in search of love?

I would not only watch that show but help finance it.

[Jvig43]

Originally Posted by Crickett

Because the team you root for is such a hated divisional rival of the Green Bay Packers.

This is true, but I did root for the Packers in the super bowl.

[eaglesalltheway]

Dear BOE,

For the past few years I've been noticing that I'm being followed by a man In a Rutgers jersey, wearing only mine or Brian Leonard's jersey, and sometimes I have these strange dreams that this same man crawls into bed and cuddles up close to me, slowly caressing my thighs. What is my next move?

Sincerely, Raymell

[vidae]

Originally Posted by fenikz

Dear Boe,

If you were a muffin what kind of muffin would you be?

We have a winner.

[ElectricEye]

Dear BOE,

Study this image carefully. In particular, the brain.



Convince me that there's not a smaller octopus inside the octopus controlling it.

[The Unseen]

Dear BOE,

Is Mastodon awesome or completely ******* awesome?

Your pal,
TU

[kalbears13]

Dear Boe,

I had a very embarrassing moment today. I took my last final at college today. I was about a half hour from home, and I was thirsty. So I went to the Burger King drive through. The key to the story is that I am wearing a hat and sunglasses so remember that.

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish. So I am like "this is america, I speak english". So then the women is like "welcome to burger king can I take your order?". I say that I just want a medium Root beer. and this women gets it wrong about 4 times thinking that I want a meal... So eventually, I was like I just cant understand what your saying. So I then drive up to the window where your supposed to pay (I was the only car there, surprisingly) and figure I can just tell her in person what I want cause its just a drink.

At this point, I look in and see that the women working there is my co-worker at the supermarket i work in.... So I am kind of hoping she doesnt notice me. Because I was very rude over the intercom. But she of course, says "kalbears13 is that you?" so I have no idea why, but I said no. then she questions me further "you dont work at __________?" and I was like no... then she says "ok.... well you look exactly like my co-worker."

So my question is, how do I get her in bed tomorrow?

[Sportsfan486]

Dearest BoE,

Recently I've encountered bouts of anal bleeding. How can I turn this potentially embarrassing situation into a way to pick up chicks? Fat won't work but goth is cool.

Yours truly,
Sportsfan486

[Mr. Goosemahn]

Dear boe,

I recently found out this guy I post with is called Jinx. How do I tell him he's named after a terrible Pokemon, and that he should change his name to a much cooler Pokemon, like Charizard, without hurting his feelings?

Thanks in advance,
Mr. Goosemahn

[fischbowl]

Dear BOE,

What kind of setting would you like to be in when I'm punishing your asshole later this week? Candlelit with a slight Kenny G in the background?

Much Love!

Fischbowl

[CJSchneider]

Originally Posted by SuperMcgee

Did anybody else expect this thread to follow BOE in his new VH1 series in which he moves into a local middle school in search of love?

Originally Posted by ElectricEye

I would not only watch that show but help finance it.

I believe I am in a perfect position to be a casting director.

[Jvig43]

Dear Boe,

There are some here that don't have faith that you are able to replace the relationship thread. What would you say to the nay sayers?

- Jvig

[Shane P. Hallam]

Dear BOE,

Will you quit your job and focus on answering questions in this thread?

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by yodapoop

Dear BOE,
Why are my balls so scratchy?

Your bestest,
Yoda

two words: the seven year itch. look it up!

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by OSUGiants17

Dear BOE

How do I prevent sweaty balls/ball stuck to leg? I've tried deoterent, free balling, and streaking 24/7. Nothing works, please help

When ball stick to inner thighs you must first remove the velcro from your ***** sack then you can definitely not experience that ball stucking to inner thighs syndrome.

One thing I use is Flour. Flour makes everything dry and yummy.

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by fenikz

Dear Boe,

If you were a muffin what kind of muffin would you be?

Corn chocolate chip blueberry cranberry orange muffin toasted with butter.

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway

Dear BOE,

For the past few years I've been noticing that I'm being followed by a man In a Rutgers jersey, wearing only mine or Brian Leonard's jersey, and sometimes I have these strange dreams that this same man crawls into bed and cuddles up close to me, slowly caressing my thighs. What is my next move?

Sincerely, Raymell

What you must do is have your upper inner thighs provide him with ear muffs. If he doesn't reciprocate then you kill him. You kill him good. If you feel him in your sleep, the reason is that he is in bed with you sucking your *****. If he does that, just go with it bro.

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by kalbears13

Dear Boe,

I had a very embarrassing moment today. I took my last final at college today. I was about a half hour from home, and I was thirsty. So I went to the Burger King drive through. The key to the story is that I am wearing a hat and sunglasses so remember that.

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish. So I am like "this is america, I speak english". So then the women is like "welcome to burger king can I take your order?". I say that I just want a medium Root beer. and this women gets it wrong about 4 times thinking that I want a meal... So eventually, I was like I just cant understand what your saying. So I then drive up to the window where your supposed to pay (I was the only car there, surprisingly) and figure I can just tell her in person what I want cause its just a drink.

At this point, I look in and see that the women working there is my co-worker at the supermarket i work in.... So I am kind of hoping she doesnt notice me. Because I was very rude over the intercom. But she of course, says "kalbears13 is that you?" so I have no idea why, but I said no. then she questions me further "you dont work at __________?" and I was like no... then she says "ok.... well you look exactly like my co-worker."

So my question is, how do I get her in bed tomorrow?

you sir remind me of someone.

[bored of education]

Originally Posted by ElectricEye

Dear BOE,

Study this image carefully. In particular, the brain.



Convince me that there's not a smaller octopus inside the octopus controlling it.

that looks like something my mother used to suffocate me with, i am hazing flash backs,