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No one said they disliked bacon. I was just looking forward to hearing how Kal finally put a proverbial "bun" in some lucky girl's "oven". Had that story included bacon, now that would have been a damn good story.
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Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......
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Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......
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I will not drink my bacon.
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Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......
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So you're telling me that given the option of listening to a tale of Kal's that included wild sex and eventual procreation or bacon, you would plug your ears and be, like "Screw you, Kal. I'm eating bacon!"
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02-03-2012, 07:01 PM
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Just so you know, everyone who was unimpressed or enthused by this bacon related tale is agreeing with vikes. So, yeah......
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02-03-2012, 07:08 PM
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I thought the cashier showed him his *****, personally. Having said that, it was pretty disappointing.
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What's more exciting than a bacon shake? Think of all the people who lost their teeth and cannot eat bacon anymore. This is a goddamn savior.
PS I'm back on my computer! It's saved and now I have Windows 7. Took me long enough.
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You can add or wrap bacon to anything and it will make it 10x better. I too am wondering where the priorities of swdc stand.
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fact. i just made myself some bacon wrapped bbq pork chops and they are so damn good
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02-03-2012, 07:52 PM
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Yes bacon does make most foods better, that's indisputable... But keep bacon away from desserts, it just doesn't go together.
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02-03-2012, 07:56 PM
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Yes bacon does make most foods better, that's indisputable... But keep bacon away from desserts, it just doesn't go together.
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It's not that I feel that way at all. I just think that one of the few things that may be better than bacon (by itself), would be a story about kal impregnating a member of the opposite sex.
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02-03-2012, 07:58 PM
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With his ***** wrapped in bacon.
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....Do.....do you guys think fat bitches would be down with a bacon wrapped dong? Now, I wouldn't try it myself as hot grease anywhere around the royal sceptar is just too risky... But... Would any heffars actually enjoy it?
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Kal, how should I put this...if a bacon shake is the exciting thing in your life, uhhh hmmm well its time to start doing more exciting things. some legal, some not like snow off a naked women? Or tom boy-girl since u like emma watson. Start running with an asian gang? High speed chase, and then run away from the cops?
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02-03-2012, 09:12 PM
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It's not that I feel that way at all. I just think that one of the few things that may be better than bacon (by itself), would be a story about kal impregnating a member of the opposite sex.
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With his ***** wrapped in bacon.
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Pay attention!
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02-04-2012, 03:23 PM
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So you're telling me that given the option of listening to a tale of Kal's that included wild sex and eventual procreation or bacon, you would plug your ears and be, like "Screw you, Kal. I'm eating bacon!"
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Not all of us loved sportsfan's stories as much as you did, apparently.
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Such epic tales are what makes one a man and rank just above bacon. The only way they can be improved on is if they somehow include bacon, thus applying a synergistic effect to the story and the bacon.
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02-04-2012, 04:11 PM
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I ******* love you Kal.
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Kal there is a time and a place for everything, fortunately for you bacon fits every time and every place.
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