Rob Gronkowski Does It Again - Page 2

Complex · 03-20-2012, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BRAVEHEART

Gretchen Palmer. Nice lady, married my friends baby-sitter. As a man of color, hooking up (verb) has always meant sex. A "hook up" is something completely different.

So she is a lesbian?

BRAVEHEART · 03-20-2012, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Complex

So she is a lesbian?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0010772/

This is the guy who used to baby-sit my friend (and I when I'd come over).

GaMeTiMe · 03-20-2012, 12:25 AM

This is all still at the cute stage with him, but he really needs to watch it. Another serious injury and little episode or two like this and he's flipped for two first rounders and officially begins his career decline.

Complex · 03-20-2012, 12:52 AM

Gronk needs to learn from Aaron Murray. I would post pic but I don't know if it would be allowed. He is basically hooking with a girl but you don't see anything.Since they are basically under covers besides their faces.

Bucs_Rule · 03-20-2012, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by phlysac

So an American male can travel to Aruba with an underage girl and bang her legally? Don't buy it. There's a legal loop somewhere.

They do go after pedophiles that go to Thailand for sex with children. Can't see them doing it for a 16 year old.

Jvig43 · 03-20-2012, 09:25 AM

So long as he is healthy I really could care less about all this. Hes one of the best TEs in the game right now so clearly this is excusable. Now Mark Sanchez on the other hand.....

Lil Quip · 03-20-2012, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BRAVEHEART

This is the guy who used to baby-sit my friend (and I when I'd come over).

Bout to one up you beyotch!

My buddy's babbysitter:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000235/

(both their parents taught at Amherst)

DiG · 03-20-2012, 09:36 AM

can someone post the pics?

WCH · 03-20-2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Complex

So now I know to only congrats my black friends when they say they are hooking up with so and so

This is really causing me to re-examine everything that I thought I knew. So every time one of my white friends said "I hooked up with this girl last night..." they might have meant they cuddled, or some ****? This changes the context of entire summers during my college years.

Was I the only white person who received the memo that "hooking up" does not equal a drunken makeout session?

Thunder&Lightning · 03-20-2012, 09:51 AM

Gronk is a legend

jrdrylie · 03-20-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WCH

This is really causing me to re-examine everything that I thought I knew. So every time one of my white friends said "I hooked up with this girl last night..." they might have meant they cuddled, or some ****? This changes the context of entire summers during my college years.

Was I the only white person who received the memo that "hooking up" does not equal a drunken makeout session?

As a white person, hooking up does not always mean have sex. But it also never means just making out. To me, hooking up can mean various things, but they must include nudity. So making out is not hooking up. But take the girl's shirt and bra off and make out, then you may have hooked up.

Lil Quip · 03-20-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WCH

This is really causing me to re-examine everything that I thought I knew. So every time one of my white friends said "I hooked up with this girl last night..." they might have meant they cuddled, or some ****? This changes the context of entire summers during my college years.

Was I the only white person who received the memo that "hooking up" does not equal a drunken makeout session?

Coming from the white perspective, hooking up sort of takes the middle ground between making out and a pure one night stand. However it is still somewhat of a loose term, where it can mean anything from the tame of making out to sex.

I have used the term hooked up to mean just making out but the girl took offense to it, woops.

So overall I guess between guys hooking up basically means 'action' of any kind. Between a girl and a guy it is anything more serious than making out.

Splat · 03-20-2012, 10:08 AM

This should get him on the cover of Madden.

Complex · 03-20-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DiG

can someone post the pics?

Post pics of what?

BRAVEHEART · 03-20-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil Quip

Bout to one up you beyotch!

My buddy's babbysitter:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000235/

(both their parents taught at Amherst)

I have been one up'd, but I doubt your buddy had as much fun as us.

kalbears13 · 03-20-2012, 12:38 PM

The whole term 'hooked up' is supposed to be vague. It is used when you don't want to go into details. It leaves room for imagination and adds mystery.

jrdrylie · 03-20-2012, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kalbears13

The whole term 'hooked up' is supposed to be vague. It is used when you don't want to go into details. It leaves room for imagination and adds mystery.

I once hooked up with Emma Watson...

ATLDirtyBirds · 03-20-2012, 12:51 PM

I am of the theory that hooking up doesn't automatically equal sex (although it could) but there must be more action than just making out.

I know of plenty of people who would say "making out" is hooking up though. Just makes it sound like they did better.

NY+Giants=NYG · 03-20-2012, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LonghornsLegend

I lol'd pretty hard

HAH! so did I, that's funny stuff!

SuperPacker · 03-20-2012, 01:41 PM

Basically, its fine for Gronk because he's not a dickhead like Sanchez

WCH · 03-20-2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperPacker

Basically, its fine for Gronk because he doesn't suck like Sanchez

Fixed it for you.

If Gronk stops being the ****, his antics will get old.

jrdrylie · 03-20-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperPacker

Basically, its fine for Gronk because he's not a dickhead like Sanchez

Neither of them is fine with me. Not because I have a problem with them hooking up with 16 or 17 year olds if it is legal. I have a problem with it because Sanchez and Gronkowski have the ability to bang chicks like Kate Upton but they choose to get with random teenage townies. They are taking chicks away from us common folk.

SuperPacker · 03-20-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jrdrylie

Neither of them is fine with me. Not because I have a problem with them hooking up with 16 or 17 year olds if it is legal. I have a problem with it because Sanchez and Gronkowski have the ability to bang chicks like Kate Upton but they choose to get with random teenage townies. They are taking chicks away from us common folk.

yeah lol. its not really hard for a football player to get a good looking woman their own age.

niel89 · 03-20-2012, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jrdrylie

Neither of them is fine with me. Not because I have a problem with them hooking up with 16 or 17 year olds if it is legal. I have a problem with it because Sanchez and Gronkowski have the ability to bang chicks like Kate Upton but they choose to get with random teenage townies. They are taking chicks away from us common folk.

Kate Upton is only 19 so its not like she is majorly different than a 17 or 18 year old. The do need to stop taking the common mans women though.

nepg · 03-20-2012, 02:15 PM

It's fine for Gronk because he's Gronk. He's a meathead TE and everyone knows and appreciates that. No one expects him to not bang porn stars and 16 year olds in Aruba. Everything he does that shows what a meathead he is only makes our love for him grow.