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Gronk do what Gronk do.
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03-20-2012, 02:23 PM
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Kate Upton is only 19 so its not like she is majorly different than a 17 or 18 year old. The do need to stop taking the common mans women though.
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kate upton is only 19?! my chances have gotten considerably higher!
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03-20-2012, 02:23 PM
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It's fine for Gronk because he's Gronk. He's a meathead TE and everyone knows and appreciates that. No one expects him to not bang porn stars and 16 year olds in Aruba. Everything he does that shows what a meathead he is only makes our love for him grow.
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Lets be honest, if I was a professional athlete I'd bang a few porn stars too if the opportunity presented itself.
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03-20-2012, 02:25 PM
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It's fine for Gronk because he's Gronk. He's a meathead TE and everyone knows and appreciates that. No one expects him to not bang porn stars and 16 year olds in Aruba. Everything he does that shows what a meathead he is only makes our love for him grow.
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03-20-2012, 02:26 PM
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Lets be honest, if I was a professional athlete I'd bang a few porn stars too if the opportunity presented itself.
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I would do that too probably. The age gap thing creeps me out personally though. If you are 22, I think you can do a lot better than 16 year olds.
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03-20-2012, 02:30 PM
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kate upton is only 19?! my chances have gotten considerably higher!
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Yup. Your odds increased from "No way in Hell" to "No ******* way."
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I would do that too probably. The age gap thing creeps me out personally though. If you are 22, I think you can do a lot better than 16 year olds.
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Isn't the rule half your age plus 7? So Gronk shouldn't be banging anyone under the age of 17.
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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03-20-2012, 02:34 PM
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Yup. Your odds increased from "No way in Hell" to "No ******* way."
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thats goo enough ;)
im closer in age to her than you are!

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thats goo enough ;)
im closer in age to her than you are!

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You are correct, but just barely.
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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03-20-2012, 02:37 PM
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Isn't the rule half your age plus 7? So Gronk shouldn't be banging anyone under the age of 17.
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so i can only bang a 15 year old but CJ can bang a 27 year old...
not fair :(
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so i can only bang a 15 year old but CJ can bang a 27 year old...
not fair :(
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Wait, aren't you like 16? That means you can hook up with anyone between the ages of 15 and 18. Those are the rules.
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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Wait, aren't you like 16? That means you can hook up with anyone between the ages of 15 and 18. Those are the rules.
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oh ok thats fine by me. im only one year away from being classed as a pedophile :/
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Have you not seen 21 Jump Street? It is clearly OK to hook up with 18yr old HS seniors
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03-20-2012, 03:02 PM
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First of all, I use hook up synonymously with make out. When I do anything more than that, I use much more graphic terms.
Secondly, how the **** is Kate Upton 19 years old. HOW?!?!?
Third, I'm 21. So can I please round down and bang a 17 year old, or do I specifically have to make sure she's past her half birthday?
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03-20-2012, 03:05 PM
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First of all, I use hook up synonymously with make out. When I do anything more than that, I use much more graphic terms.
Secondly, how the **** is Kate Upton 19 years old. HOW?!?!?
Third, I'm 21. So can I please round down and bang a 17 year old, or do I specifically have to make sure she's past her half birthday?
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you have to wait. sorry man :/
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03-20-2012, 03:09 PM
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So an American male can travel to Aruba with an underage girl and bang her legally? Don't buy it. There's a legal loop somewhere.
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I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
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03-20-2012, 03:11 PM
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I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
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Also, I'm pretty that just traveling to Aruba with a minor would qualify as kidnapping.
ChiFan, you're in that grey area where you can bang either a 17 year old or you can't bang a 17 old, depending on your state laws. Half-birthdays don't count. Sorry, man.
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I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
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That is not how the law works...
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03-20-2012, 07:32 PM
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Hooking up is more than just sucking face, be it hands in pants, boning or anything in between.
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03-20-2012, 07:45 PM
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Aruba sounds like a great place all of a sudden.
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Tell that to Natalie Holloway's family
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Yup. Your odds increased from "No way in Hell" to "No ******* way."
Isn't the rule half your age plus 7? So Gronk shouldn't be banging anyone under the age of 17.
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That's a terrible rule. I'd feel so bad about where my life was if I were banging 18 year olds again. Hell I preferred 20 year olds when I was that age, why the **** would I want to go back?
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Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
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Most misleading 10+ sack season EVER.
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03-20-2012, 07:55 PM
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That's a terrible rule. I'd feel so bad about where my life was if I were banging 18 year olds again. Hell I preferred 20 year olds when I was that age, why the **** would I want to go back?
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I've always been of the school of thought that anything of the legal age is fair game =) haha
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This guy bangs pornstars for a living, he doesn't give a f**k what he does. So be it...let the dude live his life. Just cause he's an athlete is his personal life magnified.
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I've always been of the school of thought that anything of the legal age is fair game =) haha
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There's a difference between fair game and a girl I actually want to fool around with.
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03-20-2012, 08:15 PM
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That's a terrible rule. I'd feel so bad about where my life was if I were banging 18 year olds again. Hell I preferred 20 year olds when I was that age, why the **** would I want to go back?
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Yeah, once you're an adult, girls who are 18 years old or younger can be pretty intolerable.
The "half your age plus 7" rule works out a lot better when you get a little bit older.
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I don't understand any of this. I'm going to bang a 17 year old and you're all gonna have to deal with it.
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