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03-20-2012, 08:41 PM
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Gronks the man, my favorite player on the Patriots lol
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03-20-2012, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiFan24
I don't understand any of this. I'm going to bang a 17 year old and you're all gonna have to deal with it.
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Assuming you're in Illinois, that's perfectly legal. Play on, playa!
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03-20-2012, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by devinhester=R.O.Y 2006
Tell that to Natalie Holloway's family
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Wow, 1 person, and it happened 7 years ago. And the guy who is most likely responsible is locked up. So don't go there! It's scary!
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03-21-2012, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Complex
I doubt she was going post pics of Gronk boning her.
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I know, right?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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03-21-2012, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rosebud
That's a terrible rule. I'd feel so bad about where my life was if I were banging 18 year olds again.
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Ahhh, to be young and naive again.
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03-21-2012, 12:52 PM
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If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough.
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03-21-2012, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiFan24
First of all, I use hook up synonymously with make out. When I do anything more than that, I use much more graphic terms.
Secondly, how the **** is Kate Upton 19 years old. HOW?!?!?
Third, I'm 21. So can I please round down and bang a 17 year old, or do I specifically have to make sure she's past her half birthday?
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Do it in days.
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03-22-2012, 02:37 PM
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Gronk just loves life: http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/03/21...g-break-photo/
Some more of him just doing what he does best
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my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Caddy
Who cares. If it's legal to bang a 16 year old in Aruba, go for it Gronk!
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well... I think the whole issue wouldn't be a leagl issue but more of a moral issue...
In Thailand having sex with children is legal doesn't make it right just kidding, I have no idea if that is true
but I digress, if I could have sex with a 16 year old and get away with it I-- okay stop right there.
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03-22-2012, 03:13 PM
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90 min of Luck's 2012 throws.
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Originally Posted by descendency
Blaine Gabbert should never be a DE, because he has no idea what a real QB is thinking.
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03-22-2012, 03:16 PM
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Gronk is such a beast lol but...i can't help but think this has the potential to be a disaster haha
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that's because we're the only animal capable of getting it from other animals. the day a goat can milk cows, it will.
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03-22-2012, 03:19 PM
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btw Gronk is only 22 and is the best TE. I'm sure he will mature more in a few years; he is still real young.
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90 min of Luck's 2012 throws.
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Originally Posted by descendency
Blaine Gabbert should never be a DE, because he has no idea what a real QB is thinking.
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03-22-2012, 03:20 PM
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As long as Brady is throwing to him he will continue to put up great numbers.
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03-22-2012, 03:27 PM
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im not a fan of the Pats but its really hard not to like Gronk. He is awesome.
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03-22-2012, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by PackerLegend
im not a fan of the Pats but its really hard not to like Gronk. He is awesome.
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He's such a loveable idiot. He's doing what everybody else does when they're 22, only he's doing it more awesome, because he's rich.
But I agree that this has the potential to not end well, lol!
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03-22-2012, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperPacker
how do you know this word?
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You must be English.
I'm English and i thought the exact same thing when i read that, lol.
Gronk is the definition of a meathead!
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03-22-2012, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakey
You must be English.
I'm English and i thought the exact same thing when i read that, lol.
Gronk is the definition of a meathead!
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Yeah man, fellow Brit here! Its a great word which i only thought a few people used.
You cant get any more meathead than Rob Gronkowski haha.
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03-22-2012, 05:23 PM
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16 is always legal in England...i've split more bitches than bananas! 
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03-22-2012, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperPacker
Yeah man, fellow Brit here! Its a great word which i only thought a few people used.
You cant get any more meathead than Rob Gronkowski haha.
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Suhweeeeeeeeeeeet! Good to have a fellow Brit on the boards!!!1!!one!
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03-22-2012, 05:27 PM
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Suhweeeeeeeeeeeet! Good to have a fellow Brit on the boards!!!1!!one!
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UKFan is the only other i know of. We need to get more on board!
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03-22-2012, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by A Perfect Score
Lets be honest, if I was a professional athlete I'd bang a few porn stars too if the opportunity presented itself.
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Well, yeah. The point is: people are cheering Gronk for this for those reasons (which is why we all love Gronk) and not bashing him like Sanchez.
Also helps that Gronk isn't forming relationships with 16/17 year-olds, he's just smangin' (smash & bang fusion) it.
(For the record, I really don't have anything against Sanchez and actually kind of like him as a person (well, what I can perceive him to be as a person) and a player (he gets too much flak).
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03-24-2012, 09:44 AM
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Ahhh, to be young and naive again.
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And also a robot.
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04-04-2012, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by scottyboy
my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
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But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons
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04-04-2012, 07:11 PM
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None of it counts till he starts doing porn.
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04-04-2012, 07:49 PM
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