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View Poll Results: Who's G/F is hotter (ere go, who is the better QB?)
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Jay Cutler's Kristin Oliveri
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Matthew Stafford's Kelly Hall
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Cutler Vs. Stafford (Girlfriend)
Who's got the hotter piece of ass? Cutler or Stafford? Clearly, this poll will put an end to the debate about who is the better QB. Also, should give us a clear indicator of who has the bigger balls.
Jay Cutler's Kristin Cavallari
Matthew Stafford's Kelly Hall
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There is no loser in this contest, but based off of just those two pics... Stafford wins. That Kelly ***** has perfect boobies and a hell of a body to go with em.
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If the photos are any real indication then it is no contest in favor of Cutler. However, I'm pretty sure one is professionally done, while the other isn't.
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Yeah you guys are freaking crazy if you say Cutler here... I am not a big fan of her face.
Also

Way to go sir... way to go.
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Why aren't we allowed to see Stafford's nipples..?
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Why aren't we allowed to see Stafford's nipples..?
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There is no loser in this contest, but based off of just those two pics... Stafford wins. That Kelly ***** has perfect boobies and a hell of a body to go with em.
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Boobs are over-rated, love em, but they're down the list, even when they're comically large and really well done. The other girl has a nicer face and better legs.
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Boobs are over-rated, love em, but they're down the list, even when they're comically large and really well done. The other girl has a nicer face and better legs.
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I agree with the boobs being overrate, I'm an ass man, myself, but those are some really nice tits. Plus, the other one doesn't have curves at all, really, and I usually like thinner women. IDK what it is, but she just doesn't do all that. Has a really cute face, that's where she gets most of her points, the other being the legs, but so does Stafford's.
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It goes...
1. Ass
2. Face
3. Figure
4. Boobs
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If this were an actual indication of how good of a QB you are, Croyle would be a Hall of Famer.

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I agree with the boobs being overrate, I'm an ass man, myself, but those are some really nice tits. Plus, the other one doesn't have curves at all, really, and I usually like thinner women. IDK what it is, but she just doesn't do all that. Has a really cute face, that's where she gets most of her points, the other being the legs, but so does Stafford's.
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Yeah I usually like thinner women, but my ex nanny'd for a plastic surgeon and so had some absolutely amazing ridiculously-sized breasticles. Plus the girls I've been with since we had broken up have been the thinner girls I usually go after, right now those breasts are almost a negative for me, plus I really do like Cutler's girls face a lot more than Stafford's girl.
Face
Figure
Legs
Ass/Boobs
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Boobs are over-rated, love em, but they're down the list, even when they're comically large and really well done. The other girl has a nicer face and better legs.
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This. Quoted For Truth.
Deanna Favre was smoking hot in her younger years. She looked just like Jenn Sterger.
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Ass is underrated! If she hasn't got an ass, im sorry, but im not going near you.
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This is a non-contest. Cutler's gf is by far the hottest.
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I go
1. Not fat
2. Eyes (I hate it when girls wear sun glasses because I can't tell how hot they really are)
3. Boobs
4. Smile
5. Ass
6. Legs
7. Hair
8. And an underrated feature... eye brows. They don't make a girl but they can damn sure ruin a girl.
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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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*shrug* ass is kinda like breasts, a great set is appreciated, but as long as it's not terrible it's all good. It's really the face and figure where there's a significant difference between solid and great for me.
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2. Eyes (I hate it when girls wear sun glasses because I can't tell how hot they really are)
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I have superhotgirl buddy who tells me that a lot of "meh..." chicks do this on purpose. That's why they make those stupidly large sunglasses that cover half of a girls face.
Pretty clever, really...
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That's why they make those stupidly large sunglasses that cover half of a girls face.
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I hate those so much.
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I hate those so much.
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Seriously, they are awful. I just got back from a cruise and so many girls were wearing these. I'd be checking out some girl who looked hot. Then she takes off the sunglasses and I'm like

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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.
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Cutler, easily for me. Stafford's girl's face is blah
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Yeah you guys are freaking crazy if you say Cutler here... I am not a big fan of her face.
Way to go sir... way to go.
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Stafford bought the things your a big fan. Anyways it's Cutler's GF easily.
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Matthew Stafford's Kelly Hall
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That isn't Stafford GF BTW.
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That isn't Stafford GF BTW.
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Its that dumb **** from that one MTV show? ******* A, thought it was just some ***** that looked like her... but wasn't... might have to take my vote back..
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Are those boobies manufactured? They are too good to be real!
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