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Ok what is this?
So I called in sick today which Im not. To make it sound good I told my boss that I went to the ER yesterday cause I felt so bad. So he told me to make sure to bring in a note from the ER tomorrow when I come in. Will **** me sideways. What should I do now?
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04-28-2012, 07:40 AM
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I'd just tell him the ER doesn't give out notes when you do go in? Next time, don't lie.
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04-28-2012, 07:42 AM
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Yeah not gonna do that **** again. I think what I will do is if he asks tomorrow just gonna say I think we had a miscommunication on the phone. Say something like I said I felt like I was going to the ER or some **** like that. But why would they need a note from the ER for my records?
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04-28-2012, 07:43 AM
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Can't wait for the "**** I got fired" thread tomorrow
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04-28-2012, 07:44 AM
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shoulda just gone with diarrhea instead.
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04-28-2012, 07:48 AM
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Watching 4-7 rounds of the draft > Having a job.
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04-28-2012, 08:14 AM
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shoulda just gone with diarrhea instead.
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No one questions diarrhea, unless they're a dick.
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04-28-2012, 08:16 AM
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that's when you offer to bring a stool sample.
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04-28-2012, 08:41 AM
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I think you'll be fine, just say you didn't remember to go back and get a note - which I don't think the ER gives. Either way you are allowed to have sick days regardless if you went or not.
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04-28-2012, 08:47 AM
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Me neither. Don't lie to your boss, it's the dumbest ******* thing you can do. I used to be a manager before I started in college and we just fired people that were caught lying about being sick. Having a job beats watching the most irrelevant rounds of a relatively irrelevant event that you can always re-watch and/or read about.
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04-28-2012, 09:11 AM
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I've been asked for an ER note twice in my life. I guess I'm not very trustworthy.
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04-28-2012, 09:23 AM
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I've been asked for an ER note twice in my life. I guess I'm not very trustworthy.
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And what happened when you didnt give them one? Written up?
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04-28-2012, 09:28 AM
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I laughed at that harder than I should have.
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04-28-2012, 09:39 AM
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And what happened when you didnt give them one? Written up?
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No, I just said I didn't think to get one. It was true. I actually did go to the ER both times though.
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04-28-2012, 09:43 AM
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No, I just said I didn't think to get one. It was true. I actually did go to the ER both times though.
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Ah, ok, gotcha. What did they do when you didnt bring one in?
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04-28-2012, 09:48 AM
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Nothing, but I had worked there a while.
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04-28-2012, 09:49 AM
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Nothing, but I had worked there a while.
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Well I just started a few weeks ago. Guess I could see myself getting a write up for this and maybe a good lecture but I could deal with that. The guy is pretty nice to me anyway.
Its funny how something little turned out to something I gotta cover up now with that dumbass comment about the ER. Classic "think before you speak".
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04-28-2012, 09:50 AM
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I say dig a deeper hole. Keep lying.
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04-28-2012, 09:53 AM
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I say dig a deeper hole. Keep lying.
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This is a good point. See how far you can take it.
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04-28-2012, 10:13 AM
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LIECEPTION. Gotta go deeper. Tell them that the doctor refused to give you a note. When they wouldn't give you one you assaulted the ER attending doc and set the hospital on fire. That should get you off the hook.
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