2012 49ers Gameday Thread: Week 10: Rams at 49ers

[Borat]

Week 10:
Sunday, November 11, 2012


Los Angeles Rams (3-5)
At
San Francisco 49ers (6-2)

Location: The Stick


Time: 1:25 pm pst
Line: SF -12.5
Announcers (FOX): Chris Myers, Tim Ryan, Jaime Maggio

Rams week. Our supposed rival. Ah, who am I kidding. We stomp these guys perennially. This year seems no different.



So, the Rams were so bad last year. They got the No. 2 pick. They selected this guy:

We are officially ****** for the next decade. He’s going to own our division. Probably bring in a couple of Lombardi’s. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

But hey, they still have their previous Golden Boy, setting up a nice and tidy battle of the #1 overall disappointment QB picks


This game will be hard-pressed to beat last year’s 26-0 beating, where this happened:


And this:


And then this happened:


And finally this:


Hard to beat all that.

OK Greg Roman, I’m begging you, unleash the beast:

We all know he’s “night and day” worse than Gronkowski, but I happen to think he is awesome. Trust me. He is. You can game plan some targets for him. For reals. … Try it.

The Rams have this guy:

I’m sure there will be a pile somewhere in need of a good jumping-on and I know James Laurinitis is just the man to accept that challenge.

They also have this:

Some people wanted Robert Quinn. The Niners took Aldon Smith. Win.

Ugh, it’s never fun to have to face a player that will absolutely try and wreck your career, whether it is legal or not:

I hate him. Sooooo much. Even more so once he signed with the Rams. **** you Cortland. And seriously? Cortland? Did you grow up living with Carlton as the Fresh Prick of Bel Air?

Well, they always have this guy

Although they just don’t seem to like him anymore. Sounds a lot like my wife.

But we still got this:


BTW, Frank is kinda scary:

I still don't understand how he hasn't been featured in an X-Men movie.

Can’t wait to see these guys back in action. They are crazy good this year.

A lot of people are talking about the Rams D-line, so I will be keying on this matchup.

The Niners D-line, on the other hand, should prison-rape the Rams Oline.
***No picture for this one. Prison-rape is censored on this site. Also, because I’m super afraid of what I’ll see if I do an image search for prison-rape.

And what the hell, might as well talk his guy:

Last we saw him, he was on national tv going 18 of 19 with 3 tds and 0 picks. Suck it Sam Bradford.

Standings
NFC West
1. San Francisco 49ers (6-2)
2. Seattle Seahawks (5-4)
3. Arizona Cardinals (4-5)
3. St. Louis Rams (3-5)

Special Note:

[phlysac]

Gracias, Borat.

The Special Note is the stamp of approval.

[Ness]

The Rams in these last few years have looked worse than they did in the 1990's. The 49ers should dominate this game.

[VAfy-ya]

Going to be hectic day of sports for me. Niners game at 4 pm, Hoyas first game at 6:30pm, want to catch some of the Bears/Texans game, then Lakers at 10 pm...love this time of the year.

[49erNation85]

Can't wait for some butt kicking in a for mins . Been a while since I've seen the 49ers on tv.Will be nice to watch a blow out ... Get R Done 49ers .

[VAfy-ya]

WTF is up with our run defense? This looks eerily similar to the Vikings game. And we look super flat....ugh.

[Brent]

not even the end of the 1st...

[abaddon41_80]

I knew this wasn't going to be a blowout for us but I did not expect a blowout in favor of the Rams, either. Defense getting dominated right now

[Borat]

Looking a step slow out there.

[VAfy-ya]

Originally Posted by Brent

not even the end of the 1st...

And we're down 14, looking like ****....not typical fot this team. Same way the Vikings game started off.

[Borat]

Dammit. And I was soooooo enjoying the Giants' fans melting down about Eli. Guess that will be short-lived.

[49erNation85]

So like seriously wtf is going on out there 49ers ! Get your **** together. I don't wanna lose to the dam rams dam.

[abaddon41_80]

This is not looking good

[VAfy-ya]

Like I keep telling non-Niner fans, all Crabs needed was the WCO and to be utilized in the slot alot more. Having MM and Moss has allowed him to thrive in the middle of the field and now ppl are seeing the YAC and the elusiveness he displayed in college. He may not be a #1, but he can be a very productive and dangerous #2 if utilized correctly.

[Borat]

Niners need to figure out Craig Dahl's assignment and then throw that way. A lot.

[abaddon41_80]

Love Goldson so much

[Brent]

not a pretty game for Culliver.

[Borat]

Originally Posted by Brent

not a pretty game for Culliver.

I was just about to post that. Brutal holding there. It was like he was actively trying to get a penalty called on him.

[abaddon41_80]

Smith injured. Not good

[VAfy-ya]

oh ****, Alex is hurt. Damn...CK time

[Brent]

let's hope the Mad Kaep'er shows up

but not likely.

[VAfy-ya]

Damn, CK misses a WIDE OPEN VD, then a WIDE OPEN K-10. And he's already staring down receivers...this is going to be ugly.

[49ersfan_87]

As much as i've criticized Alex...don't really think Kaepernick is ready.

And on his first drive, he misses a TD to Davis and then another to Williams.

[Brent]

Alex officially out of the game. Well, **** me.

[VAfy-ya]

Gonna need the defense to win this one....gotta create some turnovers