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Latest 1st Round Mock Draft
1. Kansas City Chiefs - Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee
They need a QB in the worst way and the fan base is dying for one.
2. Jacksonville Jaguars - Matt Elam, SS, Florida
Local player. (insert lame/incorrect sell tickets joke)
3. Oakland Raiders - Marquise Goodwin, WR, Texas
Al Davis takes the fastest player in the draft, again.
4. Philadelphia Eagles - Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
Chip Kelly needs a player he's familiar with to start off his regime.
5. Detroit Lions - Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
Good rotational tackle for Suh and Fairley. Moar defensive tackles.
6. Cleveland Browns - Traded for Ryan Mallett
Michael Lombardi. /drops mic
7. Arizona Cardinals - Matt Barkley, QB, USC
Bruce Arians likes to throw vertically and that's what Barkley is all about.
8. Buffalo Bills - Ryan Nassib, QB, Syracuse
Syracuse. Yeah.
9. New York Jets - Eddie Lacy, RB, Alabama
Return of the ground and pound.
10. Tennessee Titans - Zach Maynard
Because, screw the Titans
11. San Diego Chargers - Leon McFadden, CB, San Diego State
He'd sell tickets and lift blackouts.
12. Miami Dolphins - Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia
After seeing him live, Shawn Zobel will recommend him to Jeff Ireland.
13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Khaseem Greene, LB, Rutgers
Schiano recruited him and David Lavonte wasn't that good as a rookie.
14. Carolina Panthers - Jordan Hill, DT, Penn State
Rivera wants a scheme-diverse DT... Sounds like Jordan Hill to me.
15. New Orleans Saints - Sam Montgomery, DE, LSU
He's been betting with Barkevious Mingo. Good fit for bounty culture.
16. St. Louis Rams - Matt Scott, QB, Arizona
They passed on RG3 last year. He's the closest thing in 2013.
17. Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike Glennon, QB, NC State
They need a back-up QB and Glennon is a Big Ben clone.
18. Dallas Cowboys - E.J. Manuel, QB, Florida State
Cowboys finally get the heir apparent at QB.
19. New York Giants - Joseph Randle, RB, Oklahoma State
Cut Ahmad Bradshaw, so they need another back to pair with David Wilson.
20. Chicago Bears - Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington
Can never have too many corner backs.
21. Cincinnati Bengals - Manti Te'o, LB, Notre Dame
They need a LB that can cover. Te'o is the guy.
22. St. Louis Rams (from WAS) - Tyrann Mathieu, CB, LSU
This year's Janoris Jenkins.
23. Minnesota Vikings - Zach Line, FB, SMU
Sources told me Adrian Peterson wants another fullback on the roster.
24. Indianapolis Colts - Zach Ertz, TE, Stanford
Pep Hamilton, Andrew Luck, Coby Fleener, Ertz? The gang is back together.
25. Seattle Seahawks - Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma
Need a taller QB just in case Russell Wilson doesn't work out.
26. Green Bay Packers - David Amerson, CB/FS, NC State
Has a lot of Charles Woodson in his game.
27. Houston Texans - Keith Pough, LB, Howard
He's a big talker. Cushing is a talker. Loud linebackers.
28. Denver Broncos - Shamarko Thomas, SS, Syracuse
He knows how to time his jump and take proper angles /looks at Rahim Moore
29. New England Patriots - Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame
Tight End City.
30. Atlanta Falcons - Margus Hunt, DE, SMU
He's like Jamaal Anderson, but he's not.
31. San Francisco 49ers - Carson Tinker, LS, Alabama
No glaring needs except for long snapper.
32. Baltimore Ravens - Joe Kruger, DE, Utah
They lose Paul Kruger, but get his brother. Keep your jerseys, Ravens fans.
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02-26-2013, 06:57 PM
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02-26-2013, 07:04 PM
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No no no.... Ballert1215
We all saw you write:
"Are you out of your damn mind"
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02-26-2013, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JaxJag_1
No no no.... Ballert1215
We all saw you write:
"Are you out of your damn mind"
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Unfortunately, that outed me with the fact that I just go to the Bills pick.....ahhhhhh
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02-26-2013, 07:12 PM
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have to admit this mock draft made me laugh
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02-26-2013, 07:14 PM
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I'm sorry dude, but what was the point of this?
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On Dion Jordan - I think he's got the potential to be the player that I compare him to, which is Jason Taylor, who ironically played for the Miami Dolphins. I also think he looks like an Aldon Smith, and if he puts on 20 pounds on that 6-foot-7 frame, one day he might be as good as a DeMarcus Ware.
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02-26-2013, 07:31 PM
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I'm sorry dude, but what was the point of this?
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Sometimes in life, things don't have a point.
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02-26-2013, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by JaxJag_1
1. Kansas City Chiefs - Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee
They need a QB in the worst way and the fan base is dying for one.
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Well, it is different and he does have a lot of upside. Oh, heck, it would be worth it just to see Mel Kiper Jr. running around like his hair was on hair (I guess that would be an oil fire).
At least it isn't Luke Joeckel.
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02-26-2013, 08:12 PM
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What's ****** up is that the Bears pick is pretty good. A third of the roster are free agents next year, the #3-6 corners are free agents NOW, and the cap situation is going to be fairly rough when both of the outside corners' contracts end next offseason. We're probably only going to be able to keep one.
I mean, you didn't know all that and hit on the pick with a case of broken clock syndrome while trying to be funny, but that would be a B+ pick if it happened in a normal draft. The Bears probably will be looking for an outside corner in the first couple of rounds this year. I've been telling people that for a couple of months now. Most people don't have the foresight to look at needs and potential cap room a year or two in the future, but starting CB absolutely is a big concern with the top 6 cornerback spots being question marks between now and just a year down the road.
However, Dee Miliner is still on the board. Gimme 
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02-26-2013, 08:16 PM
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Why did you waste your time typing this up?
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02-26-2013, 08:32 PM
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Why did you waste your time typing this up?
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Clearly, just to annoy you.
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02-26-2013, 08:36 PM
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Would have been better if Tyrann Mathieu was mocked to the the Bengals.
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02-26-2013, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JaxJag_1
31. San Francisco 49ers - Carson Tinker, LS, Alabama
No glaring needs except for long snapper.
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Brian Jennings has killed for less...

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02-26-2013, 09:44 PM
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Jordan Hill, the ****?
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02-26-2013, 10:09 PM
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Joe Kruger? In the first round?
LOL good troll mock.
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02-26-2013, 11:03 PM
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**** this mock is terrible .
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02-26-2013, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by 49erNation85
**** this mock is terrible .
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The fact that you actually think this is a real mock confirms your stupidity.
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Originally Posted by 49erNation85
I wouldn't be sir prized if he passed McCoy on the depth chart. I think he might have a better arm and accurate arm then him from the highlights I thought. He also got some wheels too help us prepare for QB's as Wilson , RG3 and other runners etc.
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02-26-2013, 11:36 PM
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02-26-2013, 11:47 PM
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10. Tennessee Titans - Zach Maynard
Because, screw the Titans
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No sir, screw you
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02-27-2013, 02:07 PM
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Jordan Hill, the ****?
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02-27-2013, 02:08 PM
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**** this mock is terrible .
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I think it's pretty accurate, but whatever.
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02-27-2013, 02:30 PM
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worst mock ever :)
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02-27-2013, 02:33 PM
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Didnt even bring the lols
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02-27-2013, 02:34 PM
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i found it funny until i realised you were trolling.
if you were being serious it would've been a legendary mock draft, with it just being a troll, it's a very average attempt.
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02-27-2013, 02:41 PM
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OMG THIS IS ABSURD NO WAY WOULD A FULLBACK GO IN THE FIRST!!!!!!!!
hehe actually this was pretty funny.
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