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Old 11-25-2006, 03:00 AM    (permalink
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He isn't funny.
He laughs at his own jokes more than anybody else and if its not funny he'll just go oh stupid people dont get it then the audience would laugh because they dont want to look stupid. He is not funny.
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I'll admit "some of his jokes suck" but some of them are hilarious.
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I'll admit "some of his jokes suck" but some of them are hilarious.
for example...
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the good ones or the sucky ones?
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Old 11-25-2006, 03:07 AM    (permalink
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The Dee Dee song was hilarious.
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:59 PM    (permalink
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Carlos Mencia is an abomination to stand up comedy. He doesn't have any original bits. He's just taking tired stereotypes we're all aware of and shouting them while wearing a member's only jacket. He stands there and warns us about how "edgy" he's gonna be for 5 minutes then tells a joke about black people and watermelons. OH MAN, CARLOS, NO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO MAKE THAT JOKE!

Here's a tip: If a comedian ever warns you about how edgy he is, he isn't very edgy. In fact, he probably sucks.

My impression of a Mencia joke:

"No, no, listen up. Now I know some of you will be like 'no, Carlos, you can't say that,' but I'm going to anyway...

Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"


P.S.- anyone who says "Dee Dee Dee" deserves the same punishment as Saddam Hussein.
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The Dee Dee song was hilarious.
Are you serious? I can't stand the show but a couple of my friends like it so I ocasionally see an episode. And that song was worse than the rest of the show.
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:03 PM    (permalink
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Worst show ever. Not funny at all, complete waste of 30 minutes of air-time.
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:55 PM    (permalink
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Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I hate Carlos Mencia.
couldnt have said it better
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I hate Carlos Mencia.
couldnt have said it better
I ******* hate carlos mencia
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Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hell yeah he isn't afriad to say anything.
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Old 11-25-2006, 07:35 PM    (permalink
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The guy has the best Micheal Jacskon jokes, down ****** jokes, gay jokes, and muslim jokes.
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People who like Carlos Mencia probably think the movie 'Little Man' is hilarious.
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Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hell yeah he isn't afriad to say anything.
That's the point I'm trying to make!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you being sarcastic or dense?

He's not afraid to say anything, but apparently he is afraid to come up with original concepts and ideas.
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Hes almost as unfunny and overrated as Dane Cook, however, the crown of biggest lameass douche goes to Dane Cook.
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dee de dee!

Thats what I'm talking about, if you even look at him your gonna laugh. Just listen to his ADHD jokes those are funny.
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he is not funny at all. i dont watch his show i stare at it. Chappel show is so much funnier than mind of mencia, chappel show is one of my favorite shows.
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Old 11-25-2006, 09:01 PM    (permalink
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Tell me I want to know what is so great about the Chapell show?
Would it kill anybody if I put Chris Rock= Carlos Mencia?
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It would kill me. Chris Rock has actually made me laugh.

Chappelle's Show is great because it takes stereotypes and presents them in a fresh, funny, comical way.. that also makes fun of the stereotype. Carlos Mencia, when talking about stereotypes, just jumps around with a ******** look on his face.. He's "offensive" just to be offensive..
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O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
Holness is his dad's last name. he had it legally changed to his mom's maiden name because he was raised by his aunt and uncle. His Dad is Honduran. He was renamed Carlos by his Aunt and Uncle. So his true name is Ned Carlos Mencia
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O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
Holness is his dad's last name. he had it legally changed to his mom's maiden name because he was raised by his aunt and uncle. His Dad is Honduran. He was renamed Carlos by his Aunt and Uncle. So his true name is Ned Carlos Mencia
How dare you correct Windy
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