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Old 05-19-2007, 09:45 PM    (permalink
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Carson Palmer is better, but Jay Cutler definitely throws a very good deep ball. Like the one previously posted against the Cards.
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Yeah Daunte Culpepper has a cannon, but you need a lawn chair for him to sit down so he can throw it.
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1. JaMarcus Russell
2. Michael Vick
3. Daunte Culpepper
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Chad Pennington probably has the weakest arm out of starting qb's.
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I'd love to see Vick go up against JR.
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My order: On pure arm strength.
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This entire thread it just pointless. It should be titled " 1-31 rank the starting QBs arm stregth, AFTER die furur Brett Favre".
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not going to post ranking but check out Cutler's cannon, 65 yrd pass right in stride

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H8FGdz0-OrY
yeah, and what made it even more unbelivable is that he was coming of his back foot and had to do this really awkward swing around. which really kills any momuentum he had bulit up. still 65 yards at 80% arm strength
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Haha, no one even ranked them 1 - 32
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Nobody's going to because nobody has seen every starter play enough to make accurate rankings.
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This entire thread it just pointless. It should be titled " 1-31 rank the starting QBs arm stregth, AFTER die furur Brett Favre".
Your obsession with Favre has become sickening actually. It was funny at first but this is a bit overboard, joking or not.
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Your obsession with Favre has become sickening actually. It was funny at first but this is a bit overboard, joking or not.

Oh wait, I know how. Does 12-2 at soldier have anything to do with it?
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yeah, and what made it even more unbelivable is that he was coming of his back foot and had to do this really awkward swing around. which really kills any momuentum he had bulit up. still 65 yards at 80% arm strength
true and as soon as he released the ball he got popped
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I think Ben is top 10. Normally I'm not one to care about this stuff. But I just watched Ben wail one effortlessly 60+ yards.
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I think Ben is top 10. Normally I'm not one to care about this stuff. But I just watched Ben wail one effortlessly 60+ yards.
The only category big ben is top ten in for quarterbacks is goofy looking bastards. Well, interceptions too.
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If we're doing that, then we need to seperate the throwers from the passers.

Either way, best deep ball accuracy goes to Carson Palmer hands down. The kid throws the best deep ball I've ever seen.
Easily. His deep balls are quite the thing of beauty.
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The only category big ben is top ten in for quarterbacks is goofy looking bastards. Well, interceptions too.
Isn't "Lord Favre" only 4 away from the all time record?

Ironic, "Lord Favre's" 3rd season he had 1 more INT than Ben, his superbowl years he had identical INT #'s, oh and don't forget the 05 "29 INT" Season.

I don't think the pot should be calling the kettle black.
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Isn't "Lord Favre" only 4 away from the all time record?

Ironic, "Lord Favre's" 3rd season he had 1 more INT than Ben, his superbowl years he had identical INT #'s, oh and don't forget the 05 "29 INT" Season.

I don't think the pot should be calling the kettle black.

When Big Ben has the positives of Favre you can mention their negatives together.
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When Big Ben has the positives of Favre you can mention their negatives together.
Precisely.
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When Big Ben has the positives of Favre you can mention their negatives together.
Agreed, I've never seen a QB be on the money so perfectly when he had to be, singlehandedly he's willed his team to victories big ben couldn't dream of doing what Favre has done when the games been on the line.
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That's not the point of this thread. Where else would see Kyle Boller mentioned in the top 10 QB's?

Btw, Rex has a very strong arm. When he steps into it, it's a rocket.
Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for pillowbiters. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a *****. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for pillowbiters. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a *****. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.
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